STOP THE BAD SELFIES!
So I thought I would dedicate this edition of Tinder Tuesday to the highest trending fails I keep coming across… over and over again! Ladies, I am sure you’re also getting tired of all the guys who take really bad selfies….and then think that they’re going to attract a great girl, or the ones that feel sunglasses, even inside, have the power to make anyone look cool and sexy. Then, there are the party boys surrounded by a bunch of half dressed girls all over them – again guys – having drunk girls or strippers all over you doesn’t make you more attractive to decent girls or ones with any standards.
Candidates for the worst facial expressions in a selfie!
Oh man I love coming across these. You know these guys are actually trying to take a good one and there were probably 10 taken before these and somehow this is what made the grade. All I know is that the ‘sexy come hither’ looks these guys are trying to do look more awkward than attractive. Guys a simple smile is your best choice, these are pretty much equal to the duck face look you make fun of girls for!
Sunglasses….the magical glasses of coolness
Ok maybe I was wrong, sunglasses really can make you look cool while you’re inside…in the bathroom. NOT! Who ever started this trend? Why do so many guys think putting on sunglasses or an indoor mirror selfie makes them look cool or more attractive? I really just don’t get it….but to all you guys who continue to wear sunglasses inside and in the bathroom, thank you for continuing to support my Tinder Tuesdays by keeping the material coming and fresh!
The ‘see, hot girls do like me’ guys
Well I hope these guys left some really good tips for these girls, because I think their only Tinder matches will be these same girls using their solicitation ads. A couple reminders for you men.
1. I don’t know of too many women who think it’s really attractive to see you feeling up another half naked girl, or being grinded on by several.
2. Looking like you probably paid for that attention doesn’t make you look more attractive or virile. It pretty much makes you look like a douche with something wrong and who can’t get a girl that doesn’t have an hourly or service rate.
3. If you come across a picture and she’s half naked, in a compromising position with contact information and rates and/or fees, she’s probably an escort/hooker.
Well that’s all the eligible bachelors of Tinder for now! I hope you enjoyed and if any of you know any of the featured men in these articles feel free to help them revamp their Tinder profiles…you would be doing the guys and the rest of the dating world a lot of good!