15 Signs You May Have a Wine Problem
1. You unload your dishwasher and there are more wine glasses than anything else… combined
2. When your friends come over, they know not to drive because there will already be wine poured for them before they get there
3. Your wine glass shelf is twice the size of your normal glass shelf – And all your wine glasses still don’t fit.
4. Yet somehow you manage to run out of clean wine glasses on a regular basis
5. You’ve gotten this gift more than once.
6. Everyone knows that the perfect gift to bring you is wine or something wine related.
7. You post articles about how drinking wine is healthy to justify the bottle a night you drink
8. You have to brush your teeth before you go out to drink red wine from pre-drinking red wine
9. Your pinterest/google search history is mostly DIY wine glass searches, since you’re now bored of seeing the same glasses every day
10. You don’t understand why this would be funny to some people
11. How hard your work out is that day depends on how much wine you plan on drinking that night
12. In fact, if you had to choose, you’d choose wine over food.
13. When people ask you if you want dessert, you ask for another glass of wine.
14. The idea if Wine Ice Cream turns you on more than you’d like to admit
15. You’re reading this article with a glass of wine in your hand